Pop-Tarts

It was lunchtime. As I opened my last package of frosted strawberry Pop-Tarts, I was suddenly inspired. The thin, shiny material encasing my delectable toaster pastries was perfect for a spontaneous art project:

"spontaneous" is the new word for shitty

So, children...always remember that it's okay to eat Pop-Tarts for lunch—just tell your mom you're looking for creative inspiration.

Frank the Spider

There is a spider on my bathroom ceiling. Since he (she?) hasn't moved in about a month, I have decided to name him (her?) Frank.

Frank is basically part of the family now.

...he has definitely seen me naked.

The Killer Whale: Biggest Badass in the Animal Kingdom

See the (slightly) more improved version on CRACKED.com!

*CORRECTIONS* (because I made some stupid, stupid errors)

• The dolphin family is part of the order Cetacea. So the Killer Whale— along with any other member of the dolphin family— is technically a whale.
• Ballena asesina does, in fact, translate to "killer whale," not "whale killer."
• ...and it's "complexion" not "complextion"

Always cross-check your sources, kids!

You can see the very much improved, revised edition here.

Totally Random

Are you bored?

Haha, of course you are! Here, watch my first full-length Flash animation:

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/307407

You: It has pikachu! It must be the most awesomest animation ever created!

I made that pile of flaming shit four years ago. This was back when I was just starting to dabble in computer graphics. The ridiculous amount of time I spent on this project helped me get to know Flash. Now I spend many many nights alone with her.

Yes, this program has become my faithful lover.

Macromedia Flash—forever in my heart.
(but I totally made this graphic with Adobe Fireworks)

That is all, for now.