August 31, 2010


It was lunchtime. As I opened my last package of frosted strawberry Pop-Tarts, I was suddenly inspired. The thin, shiny material encasing my delectable toaster pastries was perfect for a spontaneous art project:

"spontaneous" is the new word for shitty

So, children...always remember that it's okay to eat Pop-Tarts for lunch—just tell your mom you're looking for creative inspiration.

August 24, 2010

Frank the Spider

There is a spider on my bathroom ceiling. Since he (she?) hasn't moved in about a month, I have decided to name him (her?) Frank.

Frank is basically part of the family now.

...he has definitely seen me naked.

August 12, 2010

The Killer Whale: Biggest Badass in the Animal Kingdom

See the (slightly) more improved version on!

the killer whale size comparison the great white shark kill those whales! sea lions are cute that's right! OH MY GOD

*CORRECTIONS* (because I made some stupid, stupid errors)

  • The dolphin family is part of the order Cetacea. So the Killer Whale— along with any other member of the dolphin family— is technically a whale.
  • Ballena asesina does, in fact, translate to "killer whale," not "whale killer."
  • ...and it's "complexion" not "complextion"

Always cross-check your sources, kids!

You can see the very much improved, revised edition here.

August 5, 2010

Totally Random

Are you bored?

Haha, of course you are! Here, watch my first full-length Flash animation:

You: It has pikachu! It must be the most awesomest animation ever created!

I made that pile of flaming shit four years ago. This was back when I was just starting to dabble in computer graphics. The ridiculous amount of time I spent on this project helped me get to know Flash. Now I spend many many nights alone with her.

Yes, this program has become my faithful lover.

Macromedia Flash—forever in my heart.
(but I totally made this graphic with Adobe Fireworks)

That is all, for now.