January 30, 2012

Douching It Up Part 2: Cleaning With Anger

So, remember how I was leaving passive-aggressive notes around my apartment in an ongoing effort to promote cleanliness?

It turns out I might have a protegé:

A little sparse with the passive; A bit much with the aggressive.

He's got the aggressive side down— we'll just have to work a little more on the passive.

January 20, 2012

Spread the Insanity with Desktop Wallpapers

Hey guys, I made some desktop backgrounds based off my Cracked infographics.

Put them on your computers. Put them on your friends computers. Print them out and glue them to the walls of your lavishly decorated mansions:

old school pepper science desktop background
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badass killer whale desktop background
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fiery seed dispersal desktop background
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badass killer whale desktop background
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At the very least, print them out and use them as toilet paper.