January 17, 2016



I may have been so preoccupied with whether or not I could that I didn't stop to think if I should.

January 1, 2016

New Thoughts for a New Year

The New Year has arrived like a big, blank, sparkling clean whiteboard, ready to be defaced and discolored by malodorous streaks of rainbow color. You know some idiot is going to use a goddamn permanent marker again, after you spent all that time cleaning it off last time. "Sharpie" looks nothing like "Expo" — learn to read, assholes!

What I mean to say is, today is a natural time for both reflection and resolution.

Unfortunately, even with considerable reflection, I have no recollection of making any resolutions a year ago. I either completely neglected to make any resolutions at all, or I failed so spectacularly at resolving myself that I have willfully forgotten any ever existed. In either case, I am not making any resolutions this year.

What I will be doing, is writing this post.

Look at that. I already finished it! 2016 is off to a great start.