August 24, 2010

Frank the Spider

There is a spider on my bathroom ceiling. Since he (she?) hasn't moved in about a month, I have decided to name him (her?) Frank.

Frank is basically part of the family now.

...he has definitely seen me naked.

August 12, 2010

The Killer Whale: Biggest Badass in the Animal Kingdom

See the (slightly) more improved version on CRACKED.com!

the killer whale size comparison the great white shark kill those whales! sea lions are cute that's right! OH MY GOD

*CORRECTIONS* (because I made some stupid, stupid errors)

  • The dolphin family is part of the order Cetacea. So the Killer Whale— along with any other member of the dolphin family— is technically a whale.
  • Ballena asesina does, in fact, translate to "killer whale," not "whale killer."
  • ...and it's "complexion" not "complextion"

Always cross-check your sources, kids!

You can see the very much improved, revised edition here.

August 5, 2010

Totally Random

Are you bored?

Haha, of course you are! Here, watch my first full-length Flash animation:

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/307407

You: It has pikachu! It must be the most awesomest animation ever created!

I made that pile of flaming shit four years ago. This was back when I was just starting to dabble in computer graphics. The ridiculous amount of time I spent on this project helped me get to know Flash. Now I spend many many nights alone with her.

Yes, this program has become my faithful lover.

Macromedia Flash—forever in my heart.
(but I totally made this graphic with Adobe Fireworks)

That is all, for now.

June 29, 2010

June 11, 2010

My Sculpture

I take my art very seriously. After pouring my heart and soul into a project, I would not be able to bear the thought of my work being destroyed.

...oh wait.

http:/www.youtube.com/watch?v=03N9ZpeXH10

May 14, 2010

Yeah, I made an ambigram

yeaaah!
Rotation won't change the situation
Mind-boggling neural altercation