February 3, 2012

Disqus Commenting Might Be Down For A Bit

I've been having difficulties with Disqus syncing for awhile, and I'll be doing some major troubleshooting in the next couple days. So if you're leaving an extended critique of my work and the comment system starts acting inexplicably retarded, it's probably because I've fucked up the code really, really badly.

Come back in a few days, and you should have no trouble posting disparaging insults all over my blog posts.

Update May 2012:
I completed scrapped Disqus and just customized Blogger's native comment system. Now I don't have to worry about syncing at all!

January 30, 2012

Douching It Up Part 2: Cleaning With Anger

So, remember how I was leaving passive-aggressive notes around my apartment in an ongoing effort to promote cleanliness?

It turns out I might have a protegé:

A little sparse with the passive; A bit much with the aggressive.

He's got the aggressive side down— we'll just have to work a little more on the passive.

January 20, 2012

Spread the Insanity with Desktop Wallpapers

Hey guys, I made some desktop backgrounds based off my Cracked infographics.

Put them on your computers. Put them on your friends computers. Print them out and glue them to the walls of your lavishly decorated mansions:

old school pepper science desktop background
(click to view full size)

badass killer whale desktop background
(click to view full size)

fiery seed dispersal desktop background
(click to view full size)

badass killer whale desktop background
(click to view full size)

At the very least, print them out and use them as toilet paper.

December 22, 2011

Dumb Running Sonic

Just in case you haven't heard, there is this blog called Dumb Running Sonic, which is solely devoted to animated gifs of Sonic running like an idiot.

Here is my contribution:


October 9, 2011

Douching It Up: How I Keep My Apartment Clean

Have you ever heard the saying "cleanliness is next to godliness?"

I like this saying because I happen to ascribe a lot of value to keeping things nice and tidy. Unfortunately, my two roommates are not as inclined toward cleanliness as I am, and I find myself occasionally miffed by their failure to perform basic tasks like cleaning dishes or throwing out their trash.

Naturally, I have found that the most effective remedy for this issue is to leave a large quantity of douchey, passive-aggressive notes all over the apartment:

An optimist would say this glass is half full. I say someone needs to clean up their shit.
I am a bagel. Eat me or throw me away!
Dried pasta is only good for arts and crafts.
Place trash here:

Given enough time, evaporation will finish your drinks for you...but it sure as hell won't wash your dishes.

I would like to thank Shakespeare for this last one:


(I am deeply sorry for breaking iambic pentameter.)

2012 UPDATE:

Looks clean to me!


My roommate left this chicken breast in our fridge for about a month:

Rotting chicken in the fridge!

Do your dishes, I want to eat my cereal.

September 14, 2011

Blast From the Past: Worms Comic

Worms comic

I made this comic in 2007, back when I still used Flash MX for everything. This was probably my last digital comic of any sort before I started making infographics.

(Oh and if you're wondering why it says by PearBoy, that most likely means you didn't know me during my animation days.)