Douching It Up Part 2: Cleaning With Anger

So, remember how I was leaving passive-aggressive notes around my apartment in an ongoing effort to promote cleanliness?

It turns out I might have a protegé:

He's got the aggressive side down— we'll just have to work a little more on the passive.

Spread the Insanity with Desktop Wallpapers

Bored and Insane Desktop Backgrounds.

Adorn your computers with boredom and insanity.

Hey guys, I made some desktop backgrounds based off my Cracked infographics.

Put them on your computers. Put them on your friends computers. Print them out and glue them to the walls of your lavishly decorated mansions:

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At the very least, print them out and use them as toilet paper.

Dumb Running Sonic.

I made an animated gif of Sonic running like an idiot.

Just in case you haven't heard, there is this blog called Dumb Running Sonic, which is solely devoted to animated gifs of Sonic running like an idiot.

Here is my contribution:

Douching It Up: How I Keep My Apartment Clean

Have you ever heard the saying "cleanliness is next to godliness?"

I like this saying because I happen to ascribe a lot of value to keeping things nice and tidy. Unfortunately, my two roommates are not as inclined toward cleanliness as I am, and I find myself occasionally miffed by their failure to perform basic tasks like cleaning dishes or throwing out their trash.

Naturally, I have found that the most effective remedy for this issue is to leave a large quantity of douchey, passive-aggressive notes all over the apartment:

I would like to thank Shakespeare for this last one:

(I am deeply sorry for breaking iambic pentameter.)

2012 UPDATE:

My roommate left this chicken breast in our fridge for about a month:

Blast From the Past: Worms Comic

I made this comic in 2007, back when I still used Flash MX for everything. This was probably my last digital comic of any sort before I started making infographics.

(Oh and if you're wondering why it says by PearBoy, that most likely means you didn't know me during my animation days.)

How Stress is Killing You (infographic)

How Stress is Killing You and Other Distressing Facts.

A distressing look at stress, complete with ridiculous illustrations and strange analogies.

Now available on Cracked.com!

Find more hilarity on Cracked!

Interested in stress? Listen to this excellent episode from the amazing radio program, Radiolab: http://www.radiolab.org/2007/apr/09/

Oh, and you might like this book: Why Zebras Don't Get Ulcers